Meet Cal the cadaver and his mother, Mabel.

Mabel has had a hard life, ever since she caught Cal's father with the piano teacher. No one has seen either since, although Mabel did have a nice vegetable crop the next year.

Mabel found her "little man" prone on the floor, wearing nothing but tighty-whiteys and tube socks, when she came home from her job cleaning the church.

Autopsy results aren't back yet, but rumor has it Cal died of embarrassment after the pizza delivery girl saw him acting out the Tom Cruise dance scene from "Risky Business".

And here we have Stan and friends. It's pretty sad when your sock monkey has more of a social life than you do, but that's Stan for ya.